"One mangy night"

Films: Chupacabras Vs. The Alamo

Alias: The Diablo

Type: Natural

Location: Desert/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average coyotes.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: For the longest time, filmgoers perceived the legendary Chupacabra as some kind of alien-looking beast that sucked the blood of goats, as its name would imply. But alas, the facts point to a very different creature. Something a bit more plausible, but nonetheless viable for crappy Syfy films.

History: Near the Alamo in Texas, there is a gathering pack. A pack of vicious canines called Chupacabras. They have been killing people at night, but they are slowly expanding their schedule to any time. Now, a bunch of folk are about to be holed up in the place, surrounded by the little monsters.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After killing many of the people, the Chupacabras' rampage is put to an end when the Alamo is blown up with them in it. Um, not sure if tourists/historians are going to have a good time finding out.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 2.5-Despite looking like the worst chihuahuas in the world, the bad CGI strikes again. All these little beasts can seem to do is snarl menacingly and generally make everyone feel unwelcome. Oh, and rip people to shreds too.

Trivia: This might be one of the most accurate Chupacabras to be depicted in cinema. It has been proven time and time again that various Chupacabra sightings are just accounts of dogs with mange, a condition that deprives them of most of their hair, and makes them feral.

-For those wondering, the Alamo was a stronghold during the turning point of the Texas Revolution. It was where the Mexican side pretty much wiped the floor with the American soldiers in 1836, causing great strife for the American side. Then again, all things considered, we had no business taking Texas away from them to begin with...the patriots are going to hate us, huh?


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The search for his drugs just got awkward.

The new symbol for the Alamo is gonna make waves.

"STIMPY! YOU EEEEE-DIOT!"
It's less about growling and more getting bothered by the hot sun.

Think raptors are the only ones who can open doors?



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